Ooooooooooo....
I just have to tell you that I got a phone call today about the job that I'd put in a transfer for, asking me if I was still interested in it. They're organising staffing now, and she said that it "looked promising" that I'd be selected but that I would find out definitely next week! Woo hoo!! Several of you kept asking me about it and I hadn't heard anything more til today- but your good thoughts must have paid off- keep crossing your fingers and toes until next week though!
I don't know about you but I love Australia and am very proud to be an Australian. For those of you who have looked at the web site- yes, being an Australian means all that- but it's also more than that... as the following outlines:
You're not Australian until...
1) You've mimicked Alf Stewart from the TV show Home
and Away's broad, Australian accent, eg. "push off, ya
flamin' drongo!"
2) You've had an argument with your mate over whether
Ford or Holden makes the better car
3) You've done the "hot sand" dance at the beach while
running from the ocean back to your towel
4) You know who Ray Martin is
5) You start using words like 'bloody' and 'grouse' and
call people 'champ'
6) You stop greeting people with 'hello' and go straight
to the "how ya goin', orright?"
7) You've seriously considered running down the shop
in a pair of Ugh Boots
8) You own a pair of ugh boots
9) You've been to a day-nighter cricket match and
screamed out incoherently until your throat went raw
10) You kind of know the first verse to the national
anthem, but buggered if you know what 'girt' means
11) You have a story that somehow revolves around
excess consumption of alcohol and a mate named 'Dave'
12) You've risked attending an outdoor music festival
on the hottest day of the year
13) You've tried to hang off a clothesline while
pretending you can fly
14) You've had a visit to the emergency room after
hanging off the clothesline pretending you can fly
15) You own a pair of thongs for everyday use, and
another pair of 'dress thongs' for special occasions
16) You don’t know what’s in a meat pie, and you don’t
care
17) You pronounce
18) You call soccer "soccer", not "football"
19) You've squeezed Vegemite through Vita Brits to
make little Vegemite worms
20) You suck your coffee through a Tim Tam
21) You realise that lifeguards are the only people who
can get away with wearing Speedos
22) You pledge allegiance to Vegemite over Promite
23) You understand the value of public holidays
24) Your weekends are spent barracking for your
favourite sports team
25) You have a toilet dolly
26) You've played beach cricket with a tennis ball
and a bat fashioned out of a fence post
27) You firmly believe that in the end, everything
will be ok, and have told a mate in tough times that
"She'll be right, mate"
28) You use the phrase, "no worries" at least once
a day
29) You've been on a beach holiday ad have probably
stayed in a caravan
30) You constantly shorten words to "brekkie",
"arvo" and "barbie"
31) You've adopted a local bar as your own
32) You know the oath of mateship can never be
limited by geographical distance
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Hello. And Bye. Thank you very much.
Hello. And Bye. Thank you very much.
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